Volcano contra Greenpeace
I was watching many TV reports about Iceland’s volcano eruptions, these enormous clouds of ash, smoke and steam. Amazing view, however I’ve sensed a lack of something. Hmm… What could it be? Aha! Lack of Greenpeace protesters standing at the volcano edges between lava streams with banners with a description: “Danger. Climate destruction ahead. Reduce CO2 emissions now.” It is rather silly idea to demand from a volcano to stop smoking or demand a reparation for caused air and water pollution, but wait a second… the Icelanders! They are humans, instead of volcanos they can pay, they have a bank accounts that we can debit a little bit. Even they are in a deep debt, I’m sure they still possess a credit cards.
Moreover United Nations should do something with it. It is unacceptable to allow vulcanos to smoke for free if e.g. me – poor citizen from year to year is paying more and more, because the relation between my bills and CO2 emission caused by my house premises, a car, a cat and my lungs of course is becoming closer.
From WIkipedia about Mount Tambora eruption:
The eruption created global climate anomalies that included the phenomenon known as “volcanic winter”: 1816 became known as the “Year Without a Summer” because of the effect on North American and European weather. Agricultural crops failed and livestock died in much of the Northern Hemisphere, resulting in the worst famine of the 19th century.[6]
Omg. Volcanos are terrorists! Obama has to drop some nukes.
